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Lethal to whom?
To the enemies of the rich.
Venezuelan fishermen
All right, stop, divide and listen
Pete is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs ahold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
"Will it ever stop?" Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights, and I'll grow
To the extreme, I rock power like a vandal
Light up a boat and wax a chump like a candle
Dance, go rush the tv spreading gloom
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
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American servicemembers, most likely
Itself?
Not exactly the same thing but one can dream.