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[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 110 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Unfortunately they aren’t legally obligated to eat your ass.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 67 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Yet. Vote for me and I'll make it the law of the land.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Finally a politician who supports my interests.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 20 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Cop 1: * Bang Bang Bang!

"We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband."

Homeowner: "Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order."

*undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. "READY? START EATIN'!"

Cop 2: "This jobs got it's ups and downs that's for sure.

*eats ass with gusto

Cop 1: "Fucking perv!"

[–] hunkyburrito@lemmy.zip 24 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Is it bad that I interpreted the "bang bang bang" as Cop 1 shooting a gun at first

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

i... just realised they WEREN'T shooting, because of your comment.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

Normal if you are an American.

[–] X@piefed.world 5 points 4 days ago

Doing the work of the people, you got my vote.

[–] GeneralDingus@lemmy.cafe 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 5 days ago

We should add that change in with all the other police reformation that should happen.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You could always hand them a spoon, but your results may vary

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This works best if you complain about your constipation in a sultry voice.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago

Thank you fartmaster

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

Happy cake day!

[–] enchantedgoldapple@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 days ago

Happy cake day!