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Cats aren't animals, they're robots. The reason they purr is because they have fans.
Instead of selling him, unscrew the 4 pentalobe screws to remove the stomach plate, which will then expose 2 torx T6 screws to remove the neck plate. This then exposes 3 of the 7 total torx T4 screws for the 3 frame pieces that need to be unscrewed to access the motherboard. Before accessing the motherboard, 6 Philips head screws must be unscrewed and the board then can be pulled out.
Unfortunately, most cats have soldered LPDDR5 RAM chips, and therefore can only be desoldered to extract the DRAM chips, although some models of cat sometimes do have upgradable ram, such as pre 2015 cats with standard SO-DIMM modules (usually 2 sticks from 2 to 4 GB each,) or rare high spec cats which tend to have LPCAMM modules instead (on average being 1 stick of 32gb or higher).
Yeah, uh.. I'll have some of whatever this dude's having.
I mean... my cat barely remembers that I feed him, and you expect me to believe there's LPDDR5 in there?!? I think my first computer (a Commodore VIC-20 with 5 KB of RAM) was more powerful than my cat's brain.
well if your cat is orange it only has one braincell.. so that's more of a CPU problem.
Nah, he's black & white - I got him from Gateway... Well, the company that licensed the brand name from Acer a few years back, anyway.
ETA: Gateway was well known for their B&W cow-spotted branding on their boxes playing on the fact they were based out in the middle of midwest farm country.
This is the 21st century version of A Modest Proposal. I love it.
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