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[–] asbestos@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (13 children)
[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 64 points 2 days ago (4 children)

If I gave you $5 and then you gave it to someone else and then they gave it back to me we've done nothing but can call it $15 in business transactions.

[–] KiwiTB@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nvidia invests in company.... Company buys Nvidia items.... Nvidia stock goes up.... Nvidia has new pretend money to invest into another company....

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] KiwiTB@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Apparently so.

[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Question is: which of those is truly the best short play?

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Only winning play is to not.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

That's why transactions are defined as the exchange of something of value. In most legal systems, if you're caught swapping phony transactions like that, you can be prosecuted for fraud.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I think I understand. Can... Can I have the $5 now please?

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

300% profit! Where's my bonus!

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

You are allowed to take an extra 15-minute break.

But it has to be used this week. And during quiet times. And not within an hour of any other break. Or the start and end of your work hours. And not on any day that ends in Y.

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