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Why do you want millions of people to die? That's pretty weird.
Millions dead? Are you crazy? 3 months of my 2 point auto safety plan and everyone will drive very very carefully all the time! I'm SAVING LIVES!
Reads as rather blantant satire to me. Perhaps you're the weird one weirdy.
If we were on fuck cars that wouldn't be satire. Didnt realize we're on not the onion instead.
Natural selection has been removed. Now republicans are trying to reintroduce it.
They'll (mainly) be the ones affected. I say let it happen.
Then again, I don't like most people.
The article is saying that one of the main things they are trying to axe is Automatic Emergency Braking requirements, and it links to a page with this video. The people in the biggest vehicles will be mostly fine I think, it's everyone else that's in trouble here.
That wasn't what was proposed