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[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 28 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (3 children)

Replace seat belts with piano wire and make air bags with 50x the explosive charge but replace the airbag with ball bearings.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Funny thing about the Pinto....most US cars were made with that gas tank design and the Pinto had about the same number of fires from rear collision.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Yup pinto accounted for almost 2% of cars on the road and just about 2% of fatalities due to fire. Plus it has a way smaller death rate per car due to fire than the cyber truck. Sold over 3 million cars and there were 27 fire deaths. I think the cyber truck fire deaths are in the 5-10 range for roughly 20 thousand sold.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Exactly! Except I make Lemmy shitposts for shits and giggles and am not an "economics professor" who needs to be taken seriously and never gets invited to parties.

[–] uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 0 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (3 children)

Why do you want millions of people to die? That's pretty weird.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 9 points 14 hours ago

Millions dead? Are you crazy? 3 months of my 2 point auto safety plan and everyone will drive very very carefully all the time! I'm SAVING LIVES!

[–] agedcorn@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Reads as rather blantant satire to me. Perhaps you're the weird one weirdy.

[–] uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 hours ago

If we were on fuck cars that wouldn't be satire. Didnt realize we're on not the onion instead.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Natural selection has been removed. Now republicans are trying to reintroduce it.

They'll (mainly) be the ones affected. I say let it happen.

Then again, I don't like most people.

[–] uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 hours ago

That wasn't what was proposed

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 13 hours ago

The article is saying that one of the main things they are trying to axe is Automatic Emergency Braking requirements, and it links to a page with this video. The people in the biggest vehicles will be mostly fine I think, it's everyone else that's in trouble here.