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“Mr. Vance still enjoys wearing diapers,” she wrote of her client, who used the alias “Diaperjdv” on social media.

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[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 63 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Dude you don't mention your plans on social media, you just go do it. Fucking stupid though. This guy just made social media post and he gets two years. Meanwhile Trump does the same all the fucking time and gets to continue to be president.

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 19 points 2 days ago (4 children)

it is my personal opinion that the relevant law should be abolished, but since 1917 it’s been a felony to threaten bodily harm or kidnapping of those within the presidential line of succession, which does not include the mayor of new york city unless he decides to run for the presidential ticket or marry and become trump’s immediate family.

*trump was on the verge of being sentenced for threatening to hang mike pence until he won the election.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I don't remember them even bringing charges against him for that, much sentence him.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are we sure it wasn't one of the 34x he was convicted?

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Yes, we're sure. Those 34 convictions were all for identical charges of "falsifying business records in the first degree," related to secret payments made to Stormy Daniels so that she wouldn't tell anyone about having a sexual affair with him.

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