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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 103 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Maybe some kind of stew that inhibits sight for 24 hours?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 51 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I'm thinking some sort of hot meal, that then blocks her vision

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 29 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I had this idea of serving her a stew that severely impeded her vision for a day or so

[–] UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca 21 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

An edible that sets the sight stat to 0 might be an interesting idea

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 7 points 12 hours ago

This seems excessive and cruel.

Instead I think we should let her see, but in a way that she just absolutely cannot decipher what she's seeing. 1/14th of a fortnight should do as far as length goes.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

just take any stew .... and add a tablespoon of real Japanese wasabi

[–] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

How much stew are you making? We want to blind them, not turn them inside out!

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 5 points 12 hours ago

Tell me you live in the Midwest or UK without telling me you live in the Midwest or UK.

[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 13 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Or perhaps some kind of stew that that nullifies ocular senses for 1/7 of a week?

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Or maybe a stew that induces visual deprivation for a time period of 1 full rotation of the earth relative to the sun?

[–] xilence@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

What did they do to deserve a whole year?

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Seriously though, whose stupid idea is this? Is this a thing that moms everywhere say to there hair-biting daughters? "You need to stop with that nasty habit sweety, our some day soon you'll find yourself unable to see after lunch, and I'm not gonna tell you for how long!" And in the schools, stories go around like "Sally Newman was blind for a whole day last week, and she says her mom served her a stew that made her blind to make her stop biting hair!"???

[–] webadict@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Clearly, you don't have the maternal instincts either.