I dunno what the 'writing style' would end up as. The bulk of the text seems to be formatted like this:

...
10. Is Epstein cooperating with federal suit against Bear Stearns hedge fund managers Ralph Cioffi
and Matthew Tannin? Will he testify in their cases?

11. Mr Epstein was deposed on this week, on Thursday. Is it true that he answered almost every
question by invoking his Fifth Amendment rights?

12. Defense attorney Brad Evans has filed a motion to freeze Mr Epstein’s assets. Has Mr.
Epstein moved his money from the US offshore or abroad, or does he intend to, in order to
protect his assets from possible damage claims?

13. What did Mr. Epstein do during his work release program while serving time. Reports have
said he engaged in “scientific research.” If so, what was he researching?
...

Response

"That's because it isn't, and everyone here
(apparently save one) is rational and objective enough
to understand that. Physical phenomena, and
phenomena in general, are

ultimately perceptual in nature and subject to
observational replication - that's why they call
physics an empirical science. But consciousness is
not.

Consciousness cannot be objectively, replicably
observed. Its putative physical correlates, including
...

Bill Clinton identified in lawsuit against his former friend and
pedophile Jeffrey Epstein who had 'regular' orgies at his Caribbean
compound that the former president visited multiple times

e The former president was friends with Jeffrey Epstein, a financier who was arrested
in 2008 for soliciting underage prostitutes

e Anew lawsuit has revealed how Clinton took multiple trips to Epstein's private island
where he 'kept young women as sex slaves'

e Clinton was also apparently friends with a woman who collected naked pictures of
underage girls for Epstein to choose from

e He hasn't cut ties with that woman, however, and invited her to Chelsea's wedding

e Comes as friends now fear that if Hillary Clinton runs for president in 2016, all of
their family's old scandals will be brought to the forefront

e Epstein has a host of famous friends including Prince Andrew who stayed at his New

York mansion AFTER his arrest
By Daily Mail Reporter
Published: 09:06 EST, 19 March 2014 | Updated: 21:10 EST, 5 January 2015

I'd have to generate prompt/response wrappers too. But it would definitely bring up Trump and Clinton randomly, heh.

...There are automated metrics to rank English text by reading level, 'quality' and such. I guess it could be filtered to most 'interesting' emails and reformatted.