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“Never feel bad about eating unhealthy things like cheesecake. Use the science of relativity. Cheesecake is healthier than crystal meth. Take another slice and be thankful.”
this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2025
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Y'all go ahead and become fat unsexy blobs, while I just continue avoiding cheesecake AND crystal meth.
You skinny bitch. It's people like you who leave their leftovers in the fridge, causing all those kids in Africa to starve according to my personal sources.
Also, call me.
Borrrriiinnnngggggg.
You can absolutely indulge in unhealthy foods so long as you also indulge in healthy foods and exercise.
Why would I want to eat anything that makes me feel like shit then have to run three marathons to burn it off? Sounds like self-inflicted torture.
Because it's delicious and life is about enjoying yourself. If you don't get enjoyment from some cookies and milk, that is a-ok, but I know I do. And I ran for 92 minutes in Monday and the Garmin app tells me I burned 1225 calories. I think I can squeeze a piece of cheesecake and some milk in there, without the fear that I'm somehow degrading my quality of life when I'm older.
Do you have no vices? Just curious. My brother is very health conscious, his culture is one that puts too much stock into how you look, IMO. But I say this because even he will have cheats from time to time. He's making us apple pie ice cream for Thanksgiving, one with sugar and one with stevia. And we'll go run together the next day.
Some people think those foods are delicious. For others like me it just gives me a tummy ache. Why would I do that to myself
Meth is an excellent weight loss food.
And an excellent teeth loss food. So... not great on the sexy front
But I don't need to lose weight. Because I eat healthy & exercise as a normal lifestyle.
hooray! more for us!
Heehee suitable username for you I guess