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Leak Reveals Gemini 3.0 Is Just Gemini 2.5 Through GNU Parallel (medium.com)
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[โ€“] luciferofastora@feddit.org 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck Oracle DB.

(Though I can't say I'm particularly happy with the MS SQL Servers we're using at work either)

[โ€“] msage@programming.dev 3 points 1 hour ago

Fuck every database other than Postgres.

SQLite can be ok at times, too.