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Leak Reveals Gemini 3.0 Is Just Gemini 2.5 Through GNU Parallel (medium.com)
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[–] msage@programming.dev 5 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Fuck every database other than Postgres.

SQLite can be ok at times, too.

[–] expr@programming.dev 1 points 4 minutes ago

Yep. Postgres rocks. No idea why anyone would bother with anything else. They all suck in comparison.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 minutes ago

Wait what's wrong with MariaDB?

It's FOSS, it's compatible with MySQL libraries.