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Leak Reveals Gemini 3.0 Is Just Gemini 2.5 Through GNU Parallel (medium.com)

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[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 18 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Oracle databases also break their spirit. I've used the Oracle DB MVP server with an agent based ChatGPT 4o and it got stuck in a ever more desperate loop because the MCP Server listed the table names but in SQL you had to quote them if they are not all uppercase. Empty strings are also "special" in Oracle... It was funny and sad to read what the model tried to do to solve the problem.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 2 points 1 hour ago

Fuck Oracle DB.

(Though I can't say I'm particularly happy with the MS SQL Servers we're using at work either)