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United Airlines says a window seat doesn't need to have a window. (www.businessinsider.com)

submitted 1 day ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Isn't unchecked capitalism just delightful?

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[–] Sergio@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Just say "window/wall". And if customers ask "well why are you charging extra" say it's bc some people like to sleep while leaning against the wall. (true!)

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

There's also people who don't give a f about the view but just rather not sit next to more than 1 stranger.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Lil Jon intensifies