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If they made the windows really small but gave me good movies to watch, I'd watch the movie lol. Those windows must cost a fortune to carry around from place to place. Just remove the windows and replace them with a phone holder. For those of us who love watching around the window, why not provide a 40 MP camera that we can all hookup to via Bluetooth? We can take cool videos outside the plane. Maybe even pictures we never through about like a stabilized camera on the wing tip that takes video or photos of all the win...plane fuselage so you can tell your friends which part of the plane you were sitting at?
the windows are also a safety feature. Passengers screaming "the wing is on fire!" is genuinely par of their remit
Ooh, shit, so only the few who are akshully on the window would scream. Got it.