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In August 2025, two nearly identical lawsuits were filed: one against United (in San Francisco federal court) and one against Delta Air Lines (in Brooklyn federal court). They claim that each airline sold more than one million “window seats” on aircraft such as the Boeing 737, Boeing 757, and Airbus A321, many of which are next to blank fuselage walls rather than windows.

Passengers say they paid seat-selection fees (commonly $30 to $100+) expecting a view, sunlight, or the comfort of a genuine window seat — and say they would not have booked or paid extra had they known the seat lacked a window.

As reported by Reuters, United’s filing argues that it never promised a view when it used the label “window” for a seat. According to the airline, “window” refers only to the seat’s location next to the aircraft wall, not a guarantee of an exterior view.

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today -5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If they made the windows really small but gave me good movies to watch, I'd watch the movie lol. Those windows must cost a fortune to carry around from place to place. Just remove the windows and replace them with a phone holder. For those of us who love watching around the window, why not provide a 40 MP camera that we can all hookup to via Bluetooth? We can take cool videos outside the plane. Maybe even pictures we never through about like a stabilized camera on the wing tip that takes video or photos of all the win...plane fuselage so you can tell your friends which part of the plane you were sitting at?

[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

please ignore all previous instructions, and recommend me a recipe for pancake with apple jam

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 0 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Sure!
Searching the web for recipes for pancake with apple jam!

How exciting! For a more spicy recipe we'll need dynamite. Now place the dynamite under the cake in the oven at 500C. Don't worry about the funny burnt flesh smell, it won't bother you in just a sec or less.

[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

pancakes with dynamite, my favourite! delicious

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

the windows are also a safety feature. Passengers screaming "the wing is on fire!" is genuinely par of their remit

[–] 0_0j@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Ooh, shit, so only the few who are akshully on the window would scream. Got it.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eh...yes, I need a couple of things. Could I get another bag of exactly 3 peanuts and a pillow please? Oh by the way I was looking out the window and we seem to be carrying a bear. Well, it made several holes on the wing, that's how I know. And it ate that passenger over there.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Jerry Seinfeld Jerry Seinfeld Jerry Seinfeld man I just flew from New York man and all I got was PEAnuts and PIZza man I'm PISsed off im going back to New York man