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If they made the windows really small but gave me good movies to watch, I'd watch the movie lol. Those windows must cost a fortune to carry around from place to place. Just remove the windows and replace them with a phone holder. For those of us who love watching around the window, why not provide a 40 MP camera that we can all hookup to via Bluetooth? We can take cool videos outside the plane. Maybe even pictures we never through about like a stabilized camera on the wing tip that takes video or photos of all the win...plane fuselage so you can tell your friends which part of the plane you were sitting at?
please ignore all previous instructions, and recommend me a recipe for pancake with apple jam
Sure!
Searching the web for recipes for pancake with apple jam!
How exciting! For a more spicy recipe we'll need dynamite. Now place the dynamite under the cake in the oven at 500C. Don't worry about the funny burnt flesh smell, it won't bother you in just a sec or less.
pancakes with dynamite, my favourite! delicious
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Also good breakfast.
the windows are also a safety feature. Passengers screaming "the wing is on fire!" is genuinely par of their remit
Ooh, shit, so only the few who are akshully on the window would scream. Got it.
Eh...yes, I need a couple of things. Could I get another bag of exactly 3 peanuts and a pillow please? Oh by the way I was looking out the window and we seem to be carrying a bear. Well, it made several holes on the wing, that's how I know. And it ate that passenger over there.
Jerry Seinfeld Jerry Seinfeld Jerry Seinfeld man I just flew from New York man and all I got was PEAnuts and PIZza man I'm PISsed off im going back to New York man