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the windows are also a safety feature. Passengers screaming "the wing is on fire!" is genuinely par of their remit
Ooh, shit, so only the few who are akshully on the window would scream. Got it.
Eh...yes, I need a couple of things. Could I get another bag of exactly 3 peanuts and a pillow please? Oh by the way I was looking out the window and we seem to be carrying a bear. Well, it made several holes on the wing, that's how I know. And it ate that passenger over there.
Jerry Seinfeld Jerry Seinfeld Jerry Seinfeld man I just flew from New York man and all I got was PEAnuts and PIZza man I'm PISsed off im going back to New York man