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Wait so Billy Blowjob has been sitting on this nugget of truth? He single handedly could have prevented his second term if he just told the truth about another BJ?
Could you imagine the 2016 election between Hillary and Trump, where Hillary’s husband comes out to say that he got a blowjob from the other candidate? That would have been wild!
I choked on air cackling at this thought
Holy shit a gay won over a woman twice. Talk about glass ceiling...
Remind me of this clip
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vXdw5tpdcAI
This is exactly why I'm wondering if "Bubba" could be referring to someone else. Maybe not a celebrity.
Heck, could be a giant novelty dildo. Or a dog.
People arguing about the "pee tapes" while Putin could be sitting on something way juicier
I didn't think Putin was on Epstein's island? And please don't refer to it as "juicy" ew
It's Milky is better?
🤢
No.
Moist?
Uhhhh... noo?
The word you’re all looking for is creamy.
Gonna go barf in the sink now.
This one, officer.
Frothy
Doesn't have to actually be on the island to acquire the pictures.
The pee tapes were ~~supposedly~~ from a Moscow hotel with Russian hookers. Context was that it was a room Obama, not Clinton, had stayed in.
This just raises the prospect that Bill Clinton also gave Donald Trump a golden shower.
....
Eothas. Fucking. Wept. This is amazing.
Was just chatting with a friend about how it seems there is widespread illness and injury going around and at least some of that is probably related to depression over the Democrats fucking up last week.
This... we gonna be running god damned marathons.
To be clear: there is absolutely nothing wrong with consenting adults sucking each other off. But this is just so god damned juicy.
Trump said the EXACT SAME THING!
He's an anti-queer piece of shit. Go ham! He deserves exactly as much respect as he gives to the women and girls he's raped
LMFAOOOOOOOOO THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAAHAHA
Can somebody translate that interaction? I don't get most of it.
It's a set of emails, read it bottom to top and it might make more sense.