They're taking over. I'm too young to dye. No cap, rizzlers.
Fuck
this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2025
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Don't be scared.
You'll be making inappropriate jokes with nomenclature that is no longer acceptable and being blamed for the the ills of the world in no time, as I blamed those before me and they blamed those before them. You won't even notice when the switch happens either. It's painless.
You'll still listen to and enjoy the outrageous rebellious music of your teenage years well beyond the time you're the one warning the younger about the perils of rebellion, excess and even defending aspects of the system you swore you'd never become a part of.
This might come in handy too
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Oh, you thought I was young? Sorry, was just having a little fun.
Life is a beautiful thing. Don't let its fleeting nature get in the way of you enjoying it to the fullest. Look at it this way: Right now, you're the youngest you'll ever be ever again. If that has some white hairs here and there, who cares?
Have a great weekend, grandpa. ;)
Thank you for these words, great-grand pa-pa. Truly.
My lady girl likes em so I'm alright with it. Just hope it comes in salt and pepper, not saaaaaaaalt and ppr.
It is true though. I listen to my Yellowcard, Silverstein, and of course JT, religiously. I cannot understand skibidi, and I don't want to (I'm sorry if that makes me Ohio, my Z/A friends). I'm not so young that I don't love a good Simpson meme either. I appreciate ya.
Take it easy, and I hope you have a good one too!