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If we're gonna take shitposts seriously, then I'm also gonna inform you that I recently watched the movies, and a lot of the injuries depicted would be at least ER-worthy, with possible permanent crippling damage, and more than a few would easily kill a man. Especially in the second film.
There are also several YT videos with trauma surgeons and ER nurses rating the injuries sustained by Marv and Harry. Even the innocuous ones would leave them permanently scarred, most would cripple them for life, and a good couple of them would be instantly lethal.
One of them got electrocuted to the point you could see his skeleton. Kevin was facing off against a couple of immortals.
Oooh, now there's a fun idea for a sequel/spin off.
Ah! Good old videos on ‘how realistic these films are’. I know at least three decent series of such vids, but forgot about them lately — need to get into them again, they provide nice mealtime entertainment.
I was going to say, he beans them in the head with bricks from a 3 or 4-story building in the second one, there's no way they get out of that without out, at best, shattered skulls and massive brain trauma. The paint cans and giant tool chest down the stairs in the first one could easily kill a man too.
Are you referencing the sound of a tool chest falling down the stairs or the bricks to the face?