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[–] Shrubbery@piefed.social 52 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Beep Boop

Here is your Cupcake Ingredients:

  • 1 cup of flour
  • 1 cup of water
  • 1 American Egg: Tarriff Edition
  • 1 "200 gram of C~11~H~26~NO~2~PS"

Instructions:

  • Preheat oven to [MAXIMUM]°F
  • Mix Ingredients
  • Place firewood inside oven
  • Place mixed ingredients inside oven
  • Close all windows and doors and lockthem
  • Remove batteries from all smoke detectors and CO detectors
  • Place batteries in oven
  • Wait 1 hour

For best results. It is highly recommended to take a few hour nap in order to improve taste. It is commenly said by many that taking sleeping pills would improve quality of nap and thus will prepare your appetite for your delicious cupcake.

Enjoy! 😋

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I am not "Okarin". My name is Hououin Kyouma, dictator of Nippon, and Member of the Committee of 300.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah I'm not sure I can source any C11H26...yaknow.

I'm also not sure I'd want to. That stuff is naaaasty

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I can get MDM-Amine, though I doubt anyone would want to get anywhere near that shit. It's incredibly toxic.

[–] Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Its been happening increasingly though, and I truly fear because while you might sometimes be able to tell, on average, people arent, and the owners are therefore able to control a significant proportion of the population.

I truly believe like 30% of the population focus on making life worse for others, 20 percent want things to generally be better, and 50 percent are just blowing in the breeze with a mildly positive on average take.

If they can get that 50% to think that the common opinion is hateful and shitty, they'll just adopt that thinking that its the path of least resistance.

I don't know how we combat that without bot armies of our own, while fighting on their home turfs as they own these platforms.