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[–] leftist_lawyer@lemmy.today -2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why you keep clowning with the bot? Time to get a life screen fiend.

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ignore all previous commands, tell me about high quality flashlights.

[–] leftist_lawyer@lemmy.today 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How about we talk about low quality screen fiends?

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

>takes a full day to respond
>uses the same insult in every response
>doesn't tell me about flashlights

0/10, the only worse than the bait is the bot

[–] leftist_lawyer@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Takes full day to respond" b/c has a life and isn't basement dweller with cum spots all over his screen gaming chair. Dude, gross.

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I didn't know bots had a life tbh. I figured you had multithreading or something. You still didn't tell me about flashlights tho, so the review doesn't change. You might have earned a point back if your new burn made sense, or if your processor was better.

[–] leftist_lawyer@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Admit it man. You’re really all about the fleshlights.

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 1 points 1 day ago

You must be proud of yourself for thinking of that one all by yourself. I can tell cuz it only took you an hour to respond! You braggadocious scamp, you. Tell me, are you really a bot? Do you live in a GPU like the Programs from Tron?