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What?
Who is looking at people's junk?
Men
can confirm ✅
Haha perhaps it's a well hidden secret that women also oogle the bodies of men
Guess that's reassuring? Maybe?
Idk. I usually try to hide the bulge, seemed inappropriate. It's why I don't usually wear skinny jeans or snug pants.
Maybe I'm more amused that there are men this insecure about themselves. I can't change my height, I can't fix my ugly. But I can certainly show off a little I guess.
My eyes are up here ladies, quit objectifying me.
I am.
Had a coworker who's pants was ultra tight. Could see outline very clearly.