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This is the Parisian breakfast. Nothing compared to the Lyonnais breakfast
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Well I’m definitely going to need a a Parisian breakfast after having all of that
Damn I want to go to Lyon now
Surely they don't eat that much cheese as part of their breakfast
You're right, they don't.
The other two cheese platters are out of shot.
Cheese is a snack food/dessert as far as I know. Hence, doubt (x)
Oooh le saucisson aux pistaches dans la broche. Gourmand !
Fou de fafa
Beaujolais ? Closer to Lyon... 😁
This picture HAS to be AI. The cheese wheels are getting progressively smaller. 2 cups of wine. The sauce bowl is barely bigger than a grape ñ. That purple sausage? in the middle looks like a turd. The pickles in the edge are even smaller than the grapes. Sausage baked into pound cake for breakfast seems odd.
Different cheeses are different sizes. I'm no cheese master but I think it's a comté, a brie, and a Camembert in order of size.
Two glasses for two people? You share a cheese plate. We aren't selfish fat idiots in Europe.
What do you mean, its almost the size of all the grapes together? We don't drown all our food in gallons of sauce like mad men. The food itself actually has taste opposed to whatever McD serves for breakfast.
Look up a Saucisse Sèche d'Auvergne. They do look like that.
It's cornichons. They are that small.
It's bread. Not cake. Bread and sausage is extremely common together. I'm not French and haven't seen this variation but in and of itself this would be a stupid indicator of AI.
Reverse image search shows it 3 years ago. Not AI.
Independent of whether this is AI or not, this is how such plates look like. It's sad if that is so far out of someone's reality they have to call the AI card.
No offense. I'm sending this from a place where a meal like this would unfortunately cost me at least 5 of my kidneys 🥹