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To be fair, cigarettes and coffee are probably healtier than all those foodproduct items on the left.
Junk food is bad? Yeah, sure. Cigarettes are healthier than junk food? No way. Either you're a guerilla cigarette advertisement or you've gone off the deep end.
There's also the third possibility of making a joke …
Jokes? On my shitpost community? 😡
Who do these people think they are, making jokes on shitposts? I’d report myself to the mods if that was an option!
It's more likely than you think.
My comment was so serious, one could say it was super serious.
sips a cigarrette and take a drag off coffee
Fair I suppose, though it doesn't come across well online, especially given the fact that it lines up with the rhetoric cigarette companies have been trying to push for decades
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Yeah, lemmyshitpost, not lemmyshitcomment. Besides, since when is parroting nicotine propaganda considered shitposting?
Why don't you just accept you missed a joke and laugh with us
Because as someone who watched his grandfather suffer for ten years from COPD and chronic bronchitis brought on by smoking and who suffers from constant struggles to breathe due to a lifetime of secondhand smoke, I don't find actual fucking nicotine propaganda to be funny.
I don't know, my tummy hurts more after eating a cigarette than junk food.
The choice is lung cancer and heart disease or diabetes and heart disease. At least us europeans die looking good /s.
I still think you have better odds living longer with the coffee and cigs. I've seen far more elderly smokers than elderly fatsos.
How is that relevant? Junk food doesn't make you fat
Everyone knows that it's dangerous minorities that make you fat!
The burger is definitely healthier than the cigarette.
Coffee for the win though.. all those complex alkaloids and polyphenols..
agreed 100/100