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How do you wash in that time? That’s just enough to get wet.
5 minutes baby. Military taught me to eat fast, shower fast, fall asleep fast, and clean like i have OCD
I should have gone to the military, like I wanted to. When I finished school, I wanted to serve to learn discipline, order, and structure. My parents are both strict pacifists and had dragged me to peace protests from a young age. I didn’t want to break their heart, so an undisciplined civilian life it was. Still lacking discipline, order, and difficulty sleeping.
I don't known why people are down voting you. You do you. If you want to shoot a gun, go bet one and blast away. If you want to blow shit up, umm I can't help you.
They can get a blaster's license and work in demolition, or mining.
If you really want to fight someone else's war then you can go do that now.
Buddy is 43. He just enrolled. Going to be a shit show but he's doing it.
Army takes up to 36, and they're decently disciplined. May have missed the boat on Marines though, and that's where the true brainwashing occurs, in my opinion. And I don't mean brainwashing making you want to kill and love war, I'm not fond of either, less so after than before. But structure is a very real thing, and developing good habits.
I’m already over 40. Thank you.
You did your service faithfully! It's time to relax and slow down now, you deserve it...
I've been out for 25 years I'll still be the first to finish a meal even if I sit down last and they give me a kids fork.
I shower in less than 10:
That's like 8 mins, maybe 9 because I spend 2 with my hair, maybe 10 because I spend 2 mins wetting my body to heat it up.
Ofc, if I'm feeling cold I end up spending way longer in the wet body phase.