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[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Aren't you afraid other countries will treat you the way Americans are treating others? Why not stay and fix your goddamn country.

[–] Prox@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

We don't know how. We were told all our lives that voting was the fix, but that system is broken now.

[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

I believe you call it the "second amendment." We've been hearing about how America needw school shootings cause of it for decades.

wdym it worked perfectly as described, nobody went and voted, if you look at the numbers it's clear, poor turnout.

You know how. Everyone knows how. They're just too scared of a real fight to go through the methods

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 8 points 1 week ago

The USians leaving are the ones who didn’t vote for fascism and at least speaking for myself, are learning the language and culture of the place they are going to. I appreciate you not wanting a USian immigrant crisis, but I hope you can welcome those of us who make it over AND who treat the locals with respect. 🥺

Me when Jews fled Germany. Me when people flee South America. Me when people flee war torn countries. If people (who didn't vote for this) can leave, I hope they do. It hasn't been our country in a long time. Individuals deserve the liberties guaranteed to them by the constitution and if they can no longer find that here and are able to find it elsewhere, they should. There is not enough will here to change things. Throwing yourself at the wall of fascism is a great way to die needlessly. No one should be obligated to die because of the failings of the government they happen to live under. If we had the numbers and could do something, maybe I'd understand your perspective, but we don't have the numbers, and we live in a surveillance state the likes of which history does not have an analogue for. Our government has cameras everywhere and is able to track our every conversation. People here believe this is the will of god. There's no quick fix for that and I don't think people that will be actively hunted down in the meantime have any obligation to stay.

[–] segabased@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

People in other countries are far less scary than oppressive fascist governments

[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Most US democrats are actually cowards: unwilling to do anything outside of internet complaints, convincing mentally ill people to commit violence for them online, pathetic finger waggling or holding up signs/paddles so they can high-five each other at the end of a productive day doing nothing.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Find me a Democrat who is inciting violence.

Hell, find me a Democrat.

[–] Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're not going to have a hard time finding a dem inciting violence.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I honestly don't know any Dems. Probably my bubble, but everyone I know is more left

[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one -2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Maybe it's just the link failing me, but I don't see anything Democrat on there.

brother i think you might have brain damage.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

other countries treat travelers very nicely. even Vietnam, which is the only country I was kind of nervous about visiting.

staying and fixing the country isn't really worth it right now, that's like suggesting someone stay in an abuseive household and "fix" their abusive father.

get out of the house first, go from there.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

staying and fixing the country isn’t really worth it right now, that’s like suggesting someone stay in an abuseive household and “fix” their abusive father.

what do you think civil wars are?

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What do you think centaurs are?

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

creatures that only exist in fiction? Like your comments?

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"creatures that only exist in fiction?"

Why are you asking me?

"Like your comments?"

Kid, the lines of reality are clearly blurred for you, but these comments are happening right now. They are not fiction.

I pity you, sincerely. You must have a difficult life.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why are you asking me?

you asked me lil bro.

Kid, the lines of reality are clearly blurred for you, but these comments are happening right now. They are not fiction.

advanced internet users like myself call this "humor" or "comedy" the joke here is that i'm making fun of your nonsensical comments by calling back to the previous comment you left, after responding to it, that would be referred to as "witt" or "witty humor"

I pity you, sincerely. You must have a difficult life.

thinking these jokes up is really hard, takes me all day.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"you asked me"

no I didn't sport, you got yourself all turned around

"advanced internet users like myself call this "humor"..."

just keep trying, I'm sure you'll get there one day.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

no I didn’t sport, you got yourself all turned around

aw cute, am i like your kid or something now? Can i call you dad, or should it be mom? Which do you prefer?

just keep trying, I’m sure you’ll get there one day.

i sure hope so ambiguous parent figure! I want you to be proud of me!

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

professor is probably better, seeing as you're getting schooled.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

ah, i see you prefer age play, interesting.

How many students of yours do you normally fuck?

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

don't fuck your students, that's disgusting on many levels.

Especially if you are admitting to having sex with children, @KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com

I do nothing inappropriate with my students, sexual or otherwise, and you should stop whatever you are doing to those children, and turn yourself in.

You and they are going to need a lot of counseling because of your illness and selfishness.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

im not the professor am i?

cool cute little ping to my user bro. You literally said you were the professor, i literally said i was your kid. Maybe you should read the room and figure out that i'm the one playing you.

I do nothing inappropriate with my students, sexual or otherwise

in any case, that's fine, i wouldn't want to be a cause for sexual harassment or assault would i?

You and they are going to need a lot of counseling because of your illness and selfishness.

unfortunate, do you teach psychology by chance?

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

'im not the professor am i?"

god, haha, no, you're embarrassing, but that's down to your behavior, pedo.

"...would i?"

You admitted to abusing children, it doesn't matter what you'd like at this point.

"unfortunate"

stroof.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

god, haha, no, you’re embarrassing, but that’s down to your behavior, pedo.

ah, you're funny, you remind me a dog, capable of only expressing the most fundamental of emotion and connection. Due to millennia of evolutionary selection.

You admitted to abusing children, it doesn’t matter what you’d like at this point.

i don't recall doing that, weirdly enough, seems like you're just taking what i say, and then inverting it, to cope and make yourself feel better, rather than actually provide any witty comeback, or better yet, just stop replying. Unfortunately for you i just look like a better person than you.

stroof.

you aussie or something? Would explain why cost of housing is so unbelievably fucked for you, unless you're traveling. Unfortunately for the rest of the world our housing is affordable, in comparison to aussie realestate.

Eh, what do i know, maybe you're from NZ or something funny.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Due to millennia of evolutionary selection."

You got that pathetic so much quicker, congrats!

"Unfortunately for you i just look like a better person than you."

You are talking about fucking children. You look like a pedophile.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

You got that pathetic so much quicker, congrats!

yeah idk, i think legally that might be classified as a "sick burn"

You are talking about fucking children. You look like a pedophile.

listen bro, i'm not the one talking about fucking children right now, ok. That's all im gonna say, smells like projection on your part.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago

"i'm not the one talking about fucking children right now..."

you literally are the one, as shown in your comments about fucking children above. you should stop and get help or turn yourself in.

you have to deal with that sickness yourself.