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We were warned in the 90's.
Ticket Ghost of Ticket Future: "Don't buy from Ticketmaster"
Me, in the Present: "Okay, but I still want to go to the concert"
Ticket Ghost: "You're going to feel weird in ten years, when you find out what Kanye gets up to. But you do meet someone at the event to hook up with, have an on-again off-again relationship for three years, the sex is amazing but you're on totally different career tracks. You end up seeing other people, and now you live in the same neighborhood and your kids are friends. Which is nice but also a bit weird at parties."
Me: "Wow. That's... a lot to take in."
Ticket Ghost: "Sorry, bro. I tried to warn you two weeks ago not to take those edibles because they'd give you psychic premonitions, but you hadn't taken the edibles yet so you couldn't listen..."
Me: vomiting sounds as I clutch the toilet
So do the partners know about y'alls past boinking?