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Asmongold thinks he was “beginning to evolve” by not showering for three months - Dexerto (www.dexerto.com)

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[–] alt_xa_23@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

A few years ago, I stumbled upon a subreddit for the carnivore diet. There were people there listing all the conditions and diseases they were supposedly cured from by only eating meat.

One particular individual listed like thirty separate conditions.

[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

I have a coworker who thought the solution to my fibro pain would be carnivore diet. They are on it and claim to feel so healthy. They're also the most morbidly obese person there. Chugs pepsi (or coke idk) to "help with my UTI"

Disgusting

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

and not GETTING PARASITES?

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 1 points 5 days ago

The parasites were the ones giving the cure.