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Why are they all so ugly
You cannot be super rich and have even half a soul. It is simply impossible.
It's like the inverse of seeing someone with kind eyes and lots of smile/laugh lines and knowing they're going to be cool. These people are hateful and miserable and spend their lives with the corresponding body language and it turns them into wretched swamp cretins.
People often talk about the psychological and behavioral effects of being "born with a silver spoon in one's mouth."
What they rarely mention, however, is the fact that having a spoon in one's mouth throughout fetal development and birth can impact one's facial structure.
Perhaps, scientists suggest, that rich people's inability to empathize can be traced back to the same origin. But to find out, we'll need to dissect more of their brains.
So next time you guillotine a billionaire, please consider donating their brain to science! 🧠👩🔬