this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 203 points 4 days ago (14 children)

I don’t think I can blame Anon. “Should we try it out?” isn’t exactly stirring my passions, either.

Under the circumstances, it sounds like “you’re my least terrible option left, so maybe I can settle for you. On a trial basis, of course.” Uh, no thanks.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 68 points 4 days ago (12 children)

Bold of you to think anons story is real and straight

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 38 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It’s more fun to play along, and unless I’m missing something, I kept it gender neutral.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Anon is on the internet. No girls there.
Anon had a girl interested in fucking him: fake.
Anon turned down a girl that wanted to fuck him: gay.

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