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‘We must end radical political violence’ insists man who happily pardoned over a thousand people guilty of radical political violence (newsthump.com)
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[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh, you mean it was "to bear arms"? I've been arming bears the whole time!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Lions and tigers and bears with automatic assault rifles! OH MY!