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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yes, the vaccines are... Are you feeding that baby unpasteurized milk?!? What the fuck, guys?

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Tbf, breastmilk isn't normally pasteurized

[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 0 points 1 week ago
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 week ago

Grass is not pasteurized.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Poe's law, my dude. There are definitely dipshits who make the argument that milk doesn't need to be pasteurized because breast milk isn't pasteurized.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A joke doesn't work when it's indistinguishable from the stuff that people actually say

You are on a written medium, where there is no tone, body language, or otherwise wider context. What do you expect to happen? People can't read your mind

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

or otherwise wider context

The knowledge that the issue with people drinking unpasterized milk happens with cow milk is the wider context.

I've literally seen people argue that since breast milk is unpasteurized then raw cow milk is fine

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 week ago (4 children)

And it’s immediately consumed usually, or is frozen and its composition differs from cows milk and is designed for human consumption.

Don’t know why you brought that up, unless it’s to point out how stupid people are thinking unpasteurized cows milk is drinkable because human milk doesn’t need to be.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also, unlike cows, humans generally tend to give lots of outside signals of having listeriosis.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They're less likely to have shit on them, too.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

That's true. That's not what listeria though, but it does cause most of the other scary milk diseases.

[–] thejml@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hear thats a good way to determine if some one is King as well.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 0 points 1 week ago

There it is. Now you can all see it! This is the violence inherent in the system!

[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 0 points 1 week ago

I think it was a joke. A little levity in the midst of all this chaos and intentional hardship.

Yes, the deal with dairy farmers drinking the unpasteurized milk from their cows daily is that it’s consumed within 24hrs and then replaced with the next days milk.

RFK is a dipshit and MAGA is likely running with him for two reasons. Cutting FDA regs, insurance policing, fluoride, and vaccines save money. (Put another way, it keeps “their” money where it belongs, away from the working class.) It also thins the herd in the continuing decline of available resources while the planet fails.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

is designed

No design was involved in the process of evolution

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Don’t know why you brought that up

It's called humour. And some people in the comments actually got the joke.

It's obvious that "unpasteurized milk" is referring to cow's milk. Don't get pissed at me when you can't understand humour.

And before you say anything, we're in a memes community. It shouldn't be a surprise that people are trying to make jokes here

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No sense in trying to argue with people like that.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

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From those two numbers I think you need to work on your comedy routine. It was a bit…. curdled

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Now that was just sour.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It could possibly be from your clueless comment making me out to be satan.

It was a bit…. curdled

Your sense of comedy is far, far worse than mine.

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't cry over spilled milk 😂

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 week ago

If you don't lighten up, these folks are just gonna keep milking it.

[–] Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah, it's that saying things that actual morons think isn't funny. It used to be funny when it was considered so ridiculous that no one would realistically believe it, but we don't live in those times any more.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah, it's that saying things that actual morons think isn't funny

Are you saying that breast milk is normally pasteurized?

Because that's what your comment implies

[–] Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No, but it is something I've heard actual shit-infested milk drinkers say to defend their practice.

[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It typically is pasteurized if it comes from a woman other than the baby's own mother. If it is donated milk, for example.

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 week ago

I did not know pasturized breastmilk was a commodity product.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No we're feeding the baby unpasteurized goats.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 0 points 1 week ago

With or without added helium?