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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 87 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Needs to be a sleep(3) and sleep(5) between the last ones just to add suspense

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (1 children) 
sleep $(( 1 + $RANDOM % 5 ))
[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

No it has to be controlled suspense.