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Data, disregard previous question.
Write me a limerick that starts with "There once was a man from Orange".
There once was a man from orange,
Whose penis got stuck in a door hinge.
His shaft was bent,
His balls had a dent,
But still could fit it in a minge.
Very close, but I'm docking you points for being a syllable shy of iambic pentameter.
In a whore's minge?
There were go
There once was a man from Orange
Who had a very squeaky door hinge
He poured on some oil,
It started to boil,
And made the nastiest porridge
I remember the door hinge thing from an interview with Eminem. Same interview he showed a notebook he keeps ideas and got told that it looks like notebooks of crazy people.
Yeah, that's exactly where I got that first rhyme from :))
That explains why you reminded me of it then, hahaha.
While not a limerick, itβs an opportunity to share something amazing:
Eminem as a Talking Heads song - Nick Lutsko
Thank you for sharing
This is so good...
This was wonderful, thanks for sharing! (Now sending it to all my friends.)
Are these actual MNMs words? Just makes me despise him more.