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I wondered how the hell it managed to fool LIDAR, well...
If I could pass one law, requiring multiple redundant scanning tech on anything autonomous large enough to hurt me might be it.
I occasionally go to our warehouses which have robotic arms, autonomous fork lifts, etc. All of those have far more saftey features than a self driving Tesla, and they aren't in public.
The tl;dr here is that Elon said that humans have eyes and they work, and eyes are like cameras, so use cameras instead of expensive LIDAR. Dick fully inside car door for the slam.
I thlamed my penith in the car door
Are you thure it wathn't your tongue?
https://youtu.be/9ywnLQywz74
Parapa the rappa!
You SLAMMED your PEnis IN the CAR door
"Wow, such a brilliant CEO! Cutting waste where it truly matters." - fanbois/bots everywhere
Ah human eyes have never caused a car accident.
This is the same energy as blizzard saying "you've got phones don't you?"
Teslas are cheap crap, for a premium price, this has always been the case
In theory he's not wrong, except for that part where neither the optics nor (especially) the software come anywhere close to matching the performance of human eyes and brains and won't for the foreseeable future.
And human eyes/brains aren't good enough anyway. The whole hype about self-driving cars was that they were supposed to be better than humans.
The worst part is that LiDAR isn’t even expensive anymore. Hell, my phone has LiDAR. He originally said that to justify the fact that they were dealing with a component shortage and he needed to keep shipping vehicles. So he simply shipped them without the LiDAR systems that he couldn’t get ahold of, and claimed it was because he didn’t need LiDAR.
But now LiDAR is much more advanced and cheaper. But since he refused to admit it was because of a component shortage, adding LiDAR now would require Musk to publicly admit he was wrong. And we all know that will never happen.
The entire premise of the joke is that we could mistake a sufficiently detailed image of a road for an actual road. That humans are susceptible to such a failure does not mean it is reasonable for a robot to share the same flaw.
They used to have it but Elmo removed it years ago as a cost cutting move.
Now they’re the only self driving car that drives into immovable objects.
You might remember a few years ago a guy got decapitated when his Model S drove straight into the side of a semi trailer.
To be clear, Elon Musk removed radar from Tesla vehicles and not Lidar, but a) he had it removed even from vehicles that had the hardware for radar and b) radar would have been enough to pass all the tests in the video anyway.
It didn't fool lidar... The car equipped with lidar stopped before hitting the wall because it saw the obstacle not what was on the obstacle
You didn't see the quote in the above comment that specifically states Teslas don't have lidar but other brands using it weren't fooled?
The person I replied to said he wondered how it fooled lidar...
They wondered that before/while reading the article, then got to the quoted part that explains that Teslas don't have Lidar, and understood that it did not in fact fool it: it just wasn't there.
Yeah I'm dumb... Can't Read
"Wondered" past tense, as in now they realise after reading the quote that the car they thought had lidar in it actually does not.
Well I'm an idiot... That's all
More like liedar! /s
I see you didn't catch just how dumb teslas are. If it wouldn't result in actual human harm I would have liked to paint one of these.
tesla doesnt use lIDAR anymore, not since '18, it relies on cameras solely.
They removed radar in 2021 for cost-cutting reasons and have never had LiDAR, which Elon called "a fool's errand".
Source: I worked on their ADAS systems.