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[–] drath@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

A bit higher up is an old-school dial phone. And even higher is a dial phone without the actual dial

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

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Boss needs to get a hold of Plaza 1234 right away.

[–] drath@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I was thinking more of a red phone kind of hotline, but this is even better LMAO

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And, at the top, they just talk to people, like a mafia don.

[–] drath@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, above him is the guy who doesn't even talk, just makes graffiti that puts the right messages directly into people's subconsciousness.

And at the very top there's a guy who returned to monke and only does primal grunts

[–] LeFantome@programming.dev 2 points 3 weeks ago

Ya. The CEO has a person that has a phone and a laptop.