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Leave your home offices at home: Starbucks draws the line at desktops (www.koreaherald.com)

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[–] Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm confused, according to the documentary idiocracy, the US government is on track to have a president camacho, but Starbucks has pivoted to office space rather than handjobs. Maybe this is the purge they need to get back on track

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

President Camacho was actually a great president. He identified a problem and enlisted the smartest man on earth to solve it.

[–] Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was probably the only good thing he did

[–] Solventbubbles@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Humble brag

[–] Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Well that'll teach me to prove read my posts

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

wait until the office booths are used to make onlyfans content 😄 that will bridge the gap