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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

who'd have thought that javascript and client side programming was incredibly susceptible to security flaws and deeply unsafe

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 46 points 5 days ago (2 children)

As much as I dislike JavaScript, it isn't responsible for this. The person (or AI) and their stupidity is.

[–] levzzz@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

When i tried making a website with gemini cli it did deadass use string interpolation for sql queries so everything is possible

[–] Dultas@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Robert'); DROP TABLE Students; --

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone -4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

but it didn't help; it was basically the gasoline

[–] CXORA@aussie.zone 6 points 4 days ago
[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

who'd have thought that being shitty programmer was incredibly susceptible to security flaws and deeply unsafe instead of javascript

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No, it must be JavaScript that is the problem

principal_skinner.jpg.exe

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Microsoft defender identified a malware in this executable.

collapsed inline media

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wow. It actually identified something?

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago

It's good enough for corporate (with multiple other lines of defense).