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What's a good alternative to Jira?
Goose farming
GitHub tickets are fine.
Jira is complicated because PMs want it to do everything. It can, but there's no good reason for it.
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BugZilla works for lots of usecases also
The only thing GitHub can’t to is structure tickets. It would be nice to link issues together other than by referencing them.
This. So fucking much this. I've seen Jira used to plan waterfall schedules, to track meeting actions, and as a relational database. And all of them claiming to be "agile".
When used for the right thing in the right way, Jira is a great tool. It is people who make it shitty, and specifically the type of PM who doesn't understand the complexities, people or technical, of their work.
Once I worked at a place that had its own in-house project management software. It actually worked rather well. Part of the problem is that every company has its own process and Jira and the like try to accommodate all of them and it ends up being a jumbled mess that doesn't fit anyone's actual process. It's like trying to fit a tesseract-shaped peg into a round hole. But companies don't like to spend money on developing their own software so that's what we end up with.
Writing bug-free code?
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Now you're being silly.
Good alternative, not fantasy.
Probably controversial, but I like Notion for this.
it's easy to customize properties, moving issues around is smooth, and writing inside a page feels natural to me.