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submitted 21 hours ago by lena@gregtech.eu to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 69 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Why the fuck can't these assholes just go away?

You've won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*

It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

*these are rhetorical questions

[–] paulbg@programming.dev 2 points 30 minutes ago

these mfs don't need money anymore, they need power. money is just a byproduct of it.