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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 242 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 49 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

James? I told you not to share or office secrets!

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 41 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

What does the office secrete?

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 27 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 13 points 13 hours ago

Fucking James 😤

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 40 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Don't forget to put them all in italics so they execute faster!

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 23 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

No, that makes them slower because theyre leaning into the wind. You want to try to mostly use A's, because they're the most aerodynamic, and anything else should be formatted as subscript to keep code size down and reduce drag. C should be avoided at all costs because it's just going to catch the wind.

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 16 hours ago

Conclusive proof that D is faster than C, 2025

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 hours ago

Can you use T's though, once you have enough As to redirect the wind overtop them? Capital T's of course, lower-case would just get all tangled up in the turbulence.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago

marked EXE

Ok, I'm taking from it that you use a permanent marker pen... I just don't know why you execute your files, but since paper guillotines are so fun to use, I'm assuming it's just for amusement.