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[โ€“] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

No, that makes them slower because theyre leaning into the wind. You want to try to mostly use A's, because they're the most aerodynamic, and anything else should be formatted as subscript to keep code size down and reduce drag. C should be avoided at all costs because it's just going to catch the wind.

[โ€“] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 3 months ago

Conclusive proof that D is faster than C, 2025