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[–] modus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Probably gonna sell them on onefoottwoshoes.com

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My guess is he has a new romantic interest who is one legged that he's trying to impress.

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Is her name Peg?