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Man steals 53 right shoes from store in Australia. (www.dailymail.co.uk)

submitted 2 days ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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(sorry for the Daily Mail link).

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[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

To be fair, stealing all the right sided shoes from a shoe store just to irritate Barry Allen is absolutely something Thawne would come up with.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 day ago

This sounds like leftist propaganda.

[–] Jailbrick3d@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

also could be the plot of a Phineas and Ferb episode.

BEHOLD, MY RIGHT FOOT SHOE STEAL INATOR