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[–] Noerknhar@feddit.org 30 points 16 hours ago (6 children)

Hahaha, I don't know why, but this absolutely made my day.

The BBL smell, rotting fat - you can't make this shit up.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 27 points 16 hours ago (5 children)

They're so bad for you in general. I work adjacent to a neuro spine clinic and that's a fine way to wreck your back. But a big old cloud of stank ass wafting from it makes it worse.

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