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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

My favorite hypocrite is Jenny McCarthy who obviously has never met a cosmetic injectable she doesn't like but was one of the foremost anti-vax idiots out there.

Botulism toxin injected directly into my face - πŸŒžπŸŽΆπŸ˜πŸ‘„πŸ‘…

A vaccine preventing measles mumps and rubella - πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«β˜ οΈπŸ’€β€οΈβ€πŸ©ΉπŸ‘Ž

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Botox is actually super helpful for a number of legitimate medical reasons, which a lot of people don't know. Migraines, limb contractures, anal fissures as a few examples.m

I hope Jenny McCarthy stubs her toe.

Can we swap that with falls feet first into a wood chipper at 75 percent power?

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah, but botulism is all natural.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Only all natural 100% organic toxins injected into my face! 😀

JK, I'll also take any variety of filler you got to keep my face from caving in on itself.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Through an improbable and insane series of events, the only facial filler I have right now is 250CCs of weasel cum. I can discount the service or reschedule you when another filler is available.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Even the applicator is all natural!

That's what I tell myself when I eat expired MREs!