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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Hmm if she had said "I'll pray for you" we all know what she would have been praying. So witches less shitty than Christians? Or do we need to ask more Christians exactly what they are praying for?

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"I'll pray for you" but it's a prayer to Lempo, god of fucking from Finnish mythology.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Frey, brother of Freya, is usually also depicted with a big ol' dick. He's a fertility and agriculture god! Of course you want him to fuck your fields.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Lempo isn't a fertility god, though. His areas are erotic love, sex, and sexual prowess. He is also known by the feminine name Lemmätär or Lemmetär (-tar and -tär being feminizing suffixes). It's not surprising that Christian revisionists turned him into one of the chief demons.

what are u doin step field

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There is a large amount of the Queer community that practice witchcraft and other esoterica. It is often seen as a spiritual safe space for people outside of hetero-normative society.

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

Why leave irrationality to the monotheists

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago

to smite all transphobes of course