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British Airways crew mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon and were kept awake by 24-hour orgy. (www.thesun.co.uk)

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

"Hey honey, sorry about the late night call. I just wanted to check in to say I love you.

Hey, on an unrelated note, there is an orgy happening in my room. Like 13 people have DEMANDED to suck my dick since I checked in. And so far 3 women have had strapons. You know I can't last here! You KNOW how easily I submit to strong women with strapons! Ok, love you byeeeeee, mistress chloe is calling from down the hall...."