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[โ€“] XM34@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Wow, what a way to make a horrible last impression. Because after that bs I sure as hell won't give you the chance to maken another one. And now would you kindly fuck off and stop souring my view while you still got a full set of teeth in that wretched mouth of yours."

Either that or just straight up pouring my half finished drink over her head. Been there, done that. Feels amazing especially as a guy.

[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

Nah, too wordy. Fake a spit take from said pint and earnestly apologize for being allergic to uppity bitches and their parasites.

Exit, stage left